| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
It’s Called A Lance Hello Geoffrey Chaucer A Knight’s Tale Shirt
$19.95
Size Chart
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
| S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
| M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
| L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
| XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
| 2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
| S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
| L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
| 2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
This graphic t-shirt captures the irreverent spirit of one of the most beloved cult classics from the early 2000s. It is designed for the fan who appreciates a sharp wit and a touch of medieval anarchy mixed with modern rock and roll energy. Wearing this t-shirt feels like a secret handshake among those who know every line of dialogue by heart and appreciate the unique blend of history and humor. It serves as a perfect conversation starter for casual outings, movie marathons, or conventions where historical accuracy takes a backseat to pure entertainment value. If you love the blend of 14th-century jousting and classic rock anthems, this design speaks directly to your sense of humor and nostalgia for the film.
Product details
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Product type: Unisex T-shirt
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Gender: Men & Women
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Fabric: 100% cotton (soft, breathable, comfortable for all-day wear)
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Print: High-quality DTG (Direct-To-Garment) graphic
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Color: Black
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Fit: Standard / true to size
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Care: Machine washable – turn inside out, cold wash recommended, tumble dry low or hang dry
Understanding the Humor Behind It’s Called A Lance Hello Geoffrey Chaucer A Knight’s Tale
The quote stems from a pivotal moment in the 2001 film that reimagined the medieval jousting tournament through a lens of modern spectacle. Geoffrey Chaucer, portrayed with manic energy and charisma by Paul Bettany, serves not just as a writer but as a hype man for the protagonist, William Thatcher. The character is a destitute gambler who uses his way with words to forge noble documents and eventually introduce the “knight” to the masses. He transforms the role of a standard herald into something akin to a stadium rock promoter, whipping the peasantry into a frenzy.
When Chaucer delivers the iconic sarcasm regarding the lance, he is educating a confused crowd while simultaneously mocking their intelligence. The delivery is dripping with a modern sensibility that contrasts sharply with the period setting. He shouts this during a moment of frustration when the audience fails to understand the mechanics of the sport or the gravity of the weapon involved. He treats the spectators like they are dim-witted, using a tone that sounds more like a frustrated modern teenager than a medieval poet. This specific delivery highlights the brilliance of the script, which blends actual history with 1970s arena rock aesthetics.
The character of Chaucer in this narrative acts as the bridge between the high stakes of the noble class and the rowdy energy of the peasantry. This particular retort stands out because it shows his quick wit and ability to improvise when things go wrong. It represents the refusal of the story to take itself too seriously, prioritizing fun and character chemistry over rigid historical facts. The line remains one of the most quotable moments because it perfectly summarizes the clash of eras that makes the story so enduring. It is a testament to a specific brand of cinematic humor where classic literature meets modern attitude, celebrating the power of words and the importance of having a loyal, albeit sarcastic, friend in your corner.



