| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Go That Way Really Fast If Something Gets In Your Way Turn Better Off Dead Shirt
$19.95
Size Chart
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
| S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
| M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
| L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
| XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
| 2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
| S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
| L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
| 2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
This graphic t-shirt captures the reckless spirit of 80s ski comedies and the absurdity of teenage logic. It is the perfect t-shirt for days spent on the slopes, winter lodge parties, or casual hangouts where you want to signal your appreciation for cult cinema. Fans who enjoy dry wit and memorable movie dialogue will instantly recognize the reference and the iconic character behind it. Wearing it feels like a nod to a time when instructions were simple, safety was a secondary concern, and high school rivalries were settled on the most dangerous peaks imaginable. It brings a smile to anyone who remembers the struggles of teenage heartbreak and the extreme lengths one might go to strictly to win back a lost love.
Product details
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Product type: Unisex T-shirt
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Gender: Men & Women
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Fabric: 100% cotton (soft, breathable, comfortable for all-day wear)
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Print: High-quality DTG (Direct-To-Garment) graphic
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Color: Black
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Fit: Standard / true to size
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Care: Machine washable – turn inside out, cold wash recommended, tumble dry low or hang dry
The Philosophy Behind the Go That Way Really Fast If Something Gets In Your Way Turn Better Off Dead Quote
The specific line of dialogue originates from the 1985 dark comedy Better Off Dead, a film that defines a specific era of surreal teen humor. In a pivotal scene, the protagonist, Lane Meyer, finds himself standing atop the terrifying K-12 peak. He is preparing to race against the arrogant captain of the ski team to win back his ex-girlfriend. Lane has absolutely no idea how to ski properly on such a dangerous grade and turns to his eccentric best friend, Charles De Mar, for guidance. Instead of offering technical advice on edging, balance, or speed control, Charles delivers this simplistic and terrifyingly vague strategy.
This moment encapsulates the character of Charles, who exists in a state of perpetual intensity and questionable judgment. The instruction represents a frantic approach to life where planning is abandoned in favor of raw speed and reactionary reflexes. It highlights the absurdity of the situation Lane is in, facing a near-vertical drop with nothing but terrible advice to keep him alive. The scene is a satirical take on the inspirational sports montages common in that decade. Instead of a wise mentor providing deep philosophical insight, the hero gets a command to just move quickly and hope for the best.
Culturally, this quote has persisted because it applies to more than just skiing. It serves as a humorous metaphor for tackling any overwhelming obstacle without preparation. The humor lies in the delivery and the contrast between the deadly seriousness of the mountain and the casual nature of the instruction. It celebrates the idea of diving headfirst into chaos. The K-12 slope itself becomes a character in this dynamic, looming over the boys as a symbol of impossible odds. Lane’s terror combined with Charles’s unearned confidence creates a comedic tension that resonates decades later. It is a defining moment for audiences of the film, symbolizing the chaotic energy of youth and the ridiculous risks taken for high school romance. The sentiment suggests that sometimes the only way through a problem is to accelerate and hope your reflexes kick in before disaster strikes.




