| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Gwar The Gwar Saga Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour 2026 Dates Graphic Shirt
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Size Chart
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
| M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
| L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
| XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
| 2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
| 3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
| M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
| XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
| 2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
| 3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
| 4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
| 5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
| L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
| 4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
| 5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
| YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
| YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
| YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
| YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
| S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
| M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
| L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
| XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
| 2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
| S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
| M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
| L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
| 2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Relive the Carnage of Gwar The Gwar Saga Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour 2026 Dates Graphic Shirt
For the die-hard Bohab, this graphic t-shirt is more than just a piece of fabric; it is battle armor forged in the icy depths of Antarctica. It captures the visceral, chaotic, and hilarious energy that defines the universe’s most dangerous band. This t-shirt is designed for the fan who views a heavy metal concert not as a passive experience, but as a gladiatorial ritual of fluids and fury. It is the perfect item to wear when diving into the mosh pit, attending horror conventions, or simply signaling your allegiance to the Scumdogs of the Universe during everyday life. The design reflects a deep appreciation for the intricate lore, the grotesque puppetry, and the satirical bite that has kept the band legendary for decades. Wearing this connects you to a global community of outcasts and mutants who find joy in the absurdity of shock rock. It serves as a durable memento of the sonic destruction and visual madness that only this specific group can deliver, acting as a warning to the uninitiated and a badge of honor for the faithful.
Product details
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Product type: Unisex T-shirt
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Gender: Men & Women
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Fabric: 100% cotton (soft, breathable, comfortable for all-day wear)
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Print: High-quality DTG (Direct-To-Garment) graphic
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Color: Black
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Fit: Standard / true to size
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Care: Machine washable – turn inside out, cold wash recommended, tumble dry low or hang dry
Witness the Prehistoric Fury of Gwar The Gwar Saga Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour 2026
The Scumdogs of the Universe have returned to lay waste to the human race once again, and this time they brought their pet dinosaur. Gwar The Gwar Saga Gor Gor Strikes Back Tour 2026 represents a monumental chapter in the ongoing mythology of the intergalactic warriors stranded on Earth. At the heart of this spectacle is the fan-favorite character, Gor-Gor, a towering cybernetic Tyrannosaurus Rex known for devouring celebrities, politicians, and anyone else foolish enough to stand in its path. This specific tour cycle focuses on the beast’s resurgence, weaving a narrative of prehistoric revenge against a world that has grown increasingly absurd.
A live performance during this era is a masterclass in sensory overload and theatrical violence. The band combines blistering thrash metal riffs with a stage production that rivals Broadway, provided Broadway was covered in synthetic blood and green slime. The central attraction of the show is the “spew,” where the audience is liberally sprayed with gallons of dyed fluids, transforming the crowd into a unified sea of pink and red. This ritualistic drenching is a badge of survival for attendees, a physical sign that they have withstood the chaos orchestrated by Blothar the Berserker and his cohort of alien monsters.
The narrative of Gor-Gor striking back provides a rich canvas for the group’s signature brand of satire. Through the destructive antics of their giant dinosaur, the band tears apart modern idols, critiques societal decay, and mocks the political landscape with ruthless efficiency. The saga unfolds on stage through elaborate skits, battles between massive foam-latex creatures, and a relentless heavy metal soundtrack. This tour is not merely a series of concerts; it is an interactive theater of the grotesque where the boundary between the performers and the audience is dissolved by jet streams of colored water. It solidifies the band’s legacy as cultural critics who use gore, volume, and humor to expose the ugly truths of humanity while ensuring every person in the venue leaves with a smile and a stain.




