Citizen Dick Band T-Shirt

Why You’ll Love This Citizen Dick Band T-Shirt

The Citizen Dick Band T-Shirt is a nostalgic relic, a wearable piece of fictional rock history. It’s more than just an item of clothing; it’s a symbol of a specific cultural moment, a nod to the grunge era as depicted in Cameron Crowe’s film, “Singles.” This t-shirt represents the ephemeral glory of a band that never truly existed, yet resonated deeply with audiences.

Citizen Dick, the band featured on the shirt, was the on-screen project of Cliff Poncier, played by Matt Dillon. The band’s “music,” particularly their single “Touch Me I’m Dick,” became a humorous, yet iconic, part of the film. The t-shirt, therefore, becomes a tangible connection to that fictional band, a way for fans to claim a piece of that constructed reality. It’s not about supporting a real band’s tour; it’s about celebrating a specific, ironic, and ultimately endearing portrayal of the Seattle music scene.

The shirt’s design, often simple and reminiscent of actual band merchandise from the early 90s, contributes to its authenticity. It aims to capture the DIY aesthetic of the grunge movement, a time when band t-shirts were less about polished marketing and more about raw, unpretentious expression. Wearing the Citizen Dick Band T-Shirt is a subtle yet unmistakable declaration of one’s appreciation for the film “Singles” and its satirical take on the era’s music and culture. It transforms the wearer into a participant in a shared cinematic experience, a member of a fictional fanbase.

Each item is proudly printed in the USA and made to order, just for you. But don’t wait, these shirts are produced in limited quantities, so grab yours before they’re gone!

Citizen Dick Band T-Shirt Limited Edition!

• Premium Quality Cotton: Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort that lasts.
• Vibrant, Durable Graphics: Our high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology ensures the design stays bold and sharp after washing.
• Multiple Styles: Available in t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves to keep you comfy in any season.
• Unisex Fit: Perfect for men, women, and kids. A versatile and comfortable fit for everyone.
• Easy to Care: Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.

Sizing & Fit:

Our shirts are available in sizes Small to 6XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every fan. Please refer to our size chart below for accurate measurements.

Size Chart

Materials:

• T-Shirt, Long Sleeve & Youth T-Shirt: 100% cotton.
• Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50% polyester, 50% cotton blend for added durability.

Shipping Information:

• Processing Time: 2-3 business days
• Domestic Shipping (within the US): 6-12 business days
• International Shipping: 10-18 business days (depending on the country).

Returns & Refunds:

We want you to be thrilled with your purchase! If there’s any issue with your order, such as a printing error or incorrect size, we’ll gladly fix it. Please check the size chart carefully before ordering to ensure you get the right fit. Please visit https://teefoxstore.com/returns-refunds-policy for more information on our return policy.