Cousin Greg Succession HBO T-Shirt

Cousin Greg: The Accidental Power Player on Your Tee

This t-shirt isn’t just an article of clothing, it’s a declaration of your allegiance to Cousin Greg Hirsch, the breakout character from HBO’s hit series Succession. But who is Cousin Greg, and why is he worthy of occupying prime real estate on your chest?

Greg, played by the hilarious Nicholas Braun, is the awkward and endearing great-nephew of Logan Roy, the ruthless patriarch of the Roy family media empire. Initially presented as a clueless outsider, desperate for a job and a place to belong, Greg quickly becomes entangled in the Roy family’s high-stakes power struggles.

Despite his inexperience and constant social blunders (think “boar on the floor”), Greg possesses a surprising amount of cunning and survival instinct. He navigates the treacherous Roy family dynamics with a mix of naivete and street smarts, often finding himself caught between the warring siblings, Kendall, Shiv, and Roman Roy.

Over the course of the series, Greg evolves from a bumbling assistant to Tom Wambsgans (Shiv’s often put-upon husband) to a potential player in his own right. He develops a surprising business acumen and a knack for staying afloat amidst the Roy family’s constant backstabbing.

Whether you admire Greg’s resilience, find humor in his awkwardness, or simply appreciate his underdog status, this t-shirt is a way to celebrate this complex and surprisingly endearing character. So wear it loud and proud, and let everyone know you’re a fan of Cousin Greg, the accidental Roy who somehow became a fan favorite.