D4vd Petals to Thorns Tour Concert 2023 Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

This isn’t just a t-shirt, it’s a relic from a fictional tour by one of music’s most brutal (and entirely fabricated) bands: D4vd. The D4vd Petals to Thorns Tour Concert 2023 Short-Sleeve T-Shirt lets you rep a band that never walked the earth but left a lasting impact on the hearts (and eardrums) of metalheads within the animated series Metalocalypse.

D4vd, fronted by the enigmatic Nathan Explosion, isn’t your typical death metal band. Sure, they churn out face-melting riffs and gutturals that would make your grandma faint. But beneath the surface lies a hilarious absurdity. Their lyrics, a nonsensical blend of death metal imagery and everyday concerns, are pure comedic gold. Imagine a song titled “Bloodbath” being a frantic rant about forgetting groceries, or “Pickles” (their drummer who isn’t even human) lamenting the rising cost of cheese.

The “Petals to Thorns” tour itself is a perfect example of the band’s tongue-in-cheek humor. Flowers and thorns? It’s a hilarious juxtaposition for a band known for causing metaphorical (and sometimes literal) apocalypses with their music. This t-shirt is a collector’s item for fans of Metalocalypse and a conversation starter for anyone who appreciates a good dose of heavy metal satire. Wear it loud and proud, just maybe keep your grocery list handy in case “Pickles” inspires a shopping trip.

• Product Type: T-shirt
• Made of: 100% cotton
• Graphic: Distressed DTG Print
• Color: Black
• Standard Fit
• Machine Washable