Deemed Zoologically Improbable Terrifying Small Children Shirt Black

This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement. A declaration. A badge of honor for those who have been officially deemed “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.” It’s a quirky, tongue-in-cheek nod to the odd, the unusual, and the downright peculiar.

The phrase itself is a humorous reference to a real-life incident at the Harvard Museum of Natural History. A particular exhibit, perhaps a peculiar creature or an oddly shaped artifact, was temporarily removed with a sign that read, “This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.” The internet, ever the source of meme-worthy material, quickly latched onto this phrase, turning it into a viral sensation.

While the phrase is often used humorously, it can also be a badge of pride for those who embrace their individuality. It’s a way of saying, “I’m not your average Joe. I’m weird, wonderful, and a little bit frightening to the young and impressionable.”

Perhaps you have a distinctive appearance, a quirky sense of humor, or a passion for unusual hobbies. Maybe you’re just a bit too enthusiastic about your latest obsession. Whatever the reason, if you’ve ever been told you’re “too much” or “a little strange,” this shirt is for you.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and let the world know that you’re not afraid to be different, grab this shirt and wear it with pride. After all, being deemed “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” is a badge of honor, not a curse.

• Product Type: T-shirt
• Made of 100% cotton
• Graphic: DTG Print
• Color: Black
• Size: S-6XL
• Machine Washable