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I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Vintage Unisex T Shirt

I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast Vintage Unisex T-Shirt

Original price was: $24.95.Current price is: $19.95.

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Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm
Unisex T-Shirt
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A Double-Edged Sword: The “I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast” T-Shirt

This t-shirt walks a fine line between humor and potential offense. Featuring the bold statement “I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast,” it can be interpreted in a couple of ways, making it a conversation starter with a bit of an edge.

On the surface, the phrase is a playful boast, a comedic exaggeration of one’s confidence or toughness. It might be worn by someone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. The design itself could feature playful elements like cartoon muscles or a mischievous grin to further emphasize the lightheartedness.

However, the statement can also be interpreted as a dark or menacing threat. This is particularly true if the design leans into a more aggressive aesthetic, perhaps featuring sharp claws or a predatory animal. Here, the t-shirt becomes a way to project a sense of dominance or intimidation.

The true value of this t-shirt lies in its ambiguity. It allows the wearer to choose how they want to portray themselves. It can be a funny conversation starter or a way to project a tough exterior. However, it’s important to be aware of the potential for misinterpretation, especially in unfamiliar social settings.

Imagine the scenario: you’re wearing this shirt at a gym. Someone approaches you with a chuckle, referencing the quote and playfully asking if they’re on the menu. The conversation becomes lighthearted and friendly. In another scenario, you’re at a crowded bar, and someone seems bothered by the statement on your shirt. Suddenly, the situation might feel tense or awkward.

This t-shirt is a statement piece, and it’s important to consider the context before wearing it. If you appreciate dark humor and don’t mind a bit of playful intimidation, it can be a fun way to express yourself. But if you prefer to avoid potentially awkward situations, it might be best to choose a different conversation starter.

  • 100% cotton
  • Adult
  • Standard Fit
  • Made in USA
  • Machine Wash
Welcome to Teefoxstore.com. We ship in the US and almost all countries worldwide, such as Australia, Europe, Japan, and Canada. To determine the time of receiving goods, customers, please note: 1-day holding time after ordering for customers to change information or change their mind. Shirt printing time is 2 to 3 days. Then, add to the shipping time below.

Delivery time

  • United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
  • Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
  • New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
  • European countries from 10 to 15 days.
We always try to deliver to customers as quickly as possible.
  • Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
We use our high-quality Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing technology, ensuring that designs remain bold and sharp after washing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Non-chlorine bleach