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If She Dont Suck Me Like a Crab Leg Im Calling My Old Bay Maryland Short Sleeve T Shirt

If She Don’t Suck Me Like a Crab Leg I’m Calling My Old Bay Maryland Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Original price was: $24.95.Current price is: $19.95.

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Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm
Unisex T-Shirt
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This ain’t your average love story tee. The “If She Don’t Suck Me Like a Crab Leg I’m Calling My Old Bay Maryland Short-Sleeve T-Shirt” speaks volumes for Marylanders (and honorary Marylanders) who know what’s good. It’s a humorous declaration that combines two Maryland staples: the delicious struggle of getting every last bit of meat from a crab leg and the iconic Old Bay seasoning that elevates any seafood dish.

But beyond the laughs, this tee is a conversation starter. Is it a playful challenge to potential partners? A celebration of Maryland’s culinary pride? Maybe both! The beauty lies in the open-ended interpretation.

This comfy, short-sleeve tee is perfect for showing off your Maryland spirit at crab feasts, backyard barbecues, or anywhere you want to share a knowing smile with fellow Old Bay enthusiasts. Just be prepared for the questions and amusement – this tee is guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe inspire some fierce crab leg sucking technique demonstrations).

  • Product Type: T-shirt
  • Made of: 100% cotton
  • Graphic: Distressed DTG Print
  • Color: Black
  • Standard Fit
  • Made in USA
  • Machine Washable
Welcome to Teefoxstore.com. We ship in the US and almost all countries worldwide, such as Australia, Europe, Japan, and Canada. To determine the time of receiving goods, customers, please note: 1-day holding time after ordering for customers to change information or change their mind. Shirt printing time is 2 to 3 days. Then, add to the shipping time below.

Delivery time

  • United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
  • Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
  • New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
  • European countries from 10 to 15 days.
We always try to deliver to customers as quickly as possible.
  • Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
We use our high-quality Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing technology, ensuring that designs remain bold and sharp after washing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Non-chlorine bleach