I’m A Simple Man I Like Crown Royal & Boobs Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Keep it Classic (and Hilarious) with the “I’m A Simple Man” Tee

The “I’m A Simple Man I Like Crown Royal & Boobs” short sleeve t-shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. This isn’t your ordinary graphic tee; it’s a blunt and humorous statement piece that perfectly captures a certain, well, simplicity in taste.

Made from a comfortable, breathable material, this t-shirt is ideal for those who like their clothes casual and their message clear. The design features a bold, no-nonsense declaration: you appreciate the smooth taste of Crown Royal whisky and, well, the finer things in life. It’s a lighthearted way to express yourself, perfect for casual hangouts with friends or weekend adventures.

But beware, this tee isn’t for the faint of heart. The humor is a bit on the cheeky side, so be prepared for a few surprised glances or playful jabs. However, for those who appreciate a good laugh and don’t mind a touch of lighthearted crassness, this shirt is pure gold.

This is more than just a t-shirt, it’s a badge of honor for the unapologetically honest. It’s for those who enjoy the simple things done well, and who don’t shy away from a little humor. So, if you’re a Crown Royal aficionado with a classic appreciation for the finer forms, this tee is your perfect match. Just be ready for the laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows) that come with it.

• Product Type: T-shirt
• Made of: 100% cotton
• Graphic: Distressed DTG Print
• Color: Black
• Standard Fit
• Machine Washable