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Im The Damn Paterfamilias Vintage T Shirt

I’m The Damn Paterfamilias Vintage T-Shirt

Original price was: $24.95.Current price is: $19.95.

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SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm
Unisex T-Shirt
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The I’m the Damn Paterfamilias t-shirt is more than just clothing; it’s a declaration. It’s a statement for the dad, the uncle, the grandpa – whoever holds the reins of the household. It’s a tongue-in-cheek way to acknowledge the often-unseen but ever-present responsibility of running the family show.

I’m the Damn Paterfamilias: A T-Shirt for the Head Honcho of the Home

This t-shirt is likely made from a comfortable cotton blend, perfect for a day of backyard barbecues, chauffeuring kids to soccer practice, or simply relaxing after a long day of being the “damn” paterfamilias. The design itself is likely bold and graphic, with the phrase “I’m the Damn Paterfamilias” prominently displayed on the front. The font might be playful or slightly weathered, depending on the designer’s intention.

There’s a certain humor to the shirt. It acknowledges the challenges of fatherhood and family life, the endless tasks and never-ending needs. But it also conveys a sense of pride. The “damn” adds a touch of exasperation, but it can also be seen as an emphasis on the importance of the role. This t-shirt is for the guy who wears his fatherhood badge with honor, even if it comes with a few wrinkles and ketchup stains.

Of course, the “paterfamilias” part is the real kicker. It’s a Latin term, literally translating to “father of the family.” By using this more formal term, the shirt elevates the role of the dad from a “guy who grills” to the patriarch, the leader, the one who keeps the whole operation running smoothly (or at least tries to).

Whether you’re the one who gets up in the middle of the night for a crying baby or the one who dispenses wisdom (solicited or not) to teenagers, this t-shirt is a way to celebrate your role as the head honcho of the home. It’s a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and a way to connect with other dads who understand the joys and tribulations of family life. So, if you’re looking for a way to show your pride (and maybe a touch of exhaustion) in being the paterfamilias, this t-shirt might be the perfect fit.

Welcome to Teefoxstore.com. We ship in the US and almost all countries worldwide, such as Australia, Europe, Japan, and Canada. To determine the time of receiving goods, customers, please note: 1-day holding time after ordering for customers to change information or change their mind. Shirt printing time is 2 to 3 days. Then, add to the shipping time below.

Delivery time

  • United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt(100% cotton) products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products(premium polyester) such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
  • Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
  • New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
  • European countries from 10 to 15 days.
We always try to deliver to customers as quickly as possible.
  • Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
We use our high-quality Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing technology, ensuring that designs remain bold and sharp after washing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Non-chlorine bleach