SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Parliament Gloryhallastoopid Album Shirt
$19.95
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
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S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Parliament Gloryhallastoopid Album Shirt: A Cosmic Funk Statement
The Parliament Gloryhallastoopid Album Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a wearable artifact of a pivotal moment in music history, a vibrant testament to the unbridled creativity and audacious spirit of Parliament-Funkadelic. To understand this shirt is to delve into the mind-bending, genre-defying world of George Clinton and his extended musical family, where alien encounters, intergalactic travel, and the pursuit of ultimate funk are all part of the daily narrative.
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This shirt, therefore, is more than just a band tee. It’s a portal to the P-Funk cosmology. The design likely features the iconic album art from Gloryhallastoopid (also known as Pin Your Toes to the Plow and Go), an album released in 1979 that continued Parliament’s exploration of their Afrofuturistic themes. You might see the distinctive artwork by Pedro Bell, whose surreal and intricate illustrations were as integral to the P-Funk experience as the music itself. Bell’s work for Gloryhallastoopid often depicted fantastical characters, spaceship designs, and scenes from the ongoing battle between Dr. Funkenstein and Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk, a central narrative in the P-Funk mythology. The colors would undoubtedly be bold and psychedelic, reflecting the era’s aesthetic and the band’s flamboyant stage presence. Think deep purples, electric blues, vibrant greens, and fiery reds, all swirling together in a cosmic kaleidoscope.
Wearing this Parliament Gloryhallastoopid Album Shirt is an declaration of allegiance to the funk. It signifies an appreciation for music that was revolutionary in its sound, its concept, and its visual presentation. It’s a nod to the intricate basslines of Bootsy Collins, the searing guitar solos of Eddie Hazel and Garry Shider, and the communal, improvisational spirit that defined their live performances. The fabric would likely be a comfortable cotton, suitable for dancing, head-nodding, or simply chilling out to the groove. The cut might be a classic unisex style, allowing anyone to embrace the funk message.
Furthermore, this shirt evokes a sense of nostalgia for a golden age of funk, when albums were complete artistic statements and bands pushed the boundaries of what popular music could be. It’s a piece of counter-culture, a rejection of the mundane, and an embrace of the weird and wonderful. It speaks to a time when music was about liberation, celebration, and exploring new dimensions of sound and consciousness. For those who know, this shirt isn’t just a garment; it’s a badge of honor, a symbol of belonging to the Mothership Connection, and a constant reminder to “free your mind and your ass will follow.” It’s a wearable piece of the Parliament legacy, imbued with the spirit of the Grand Master of Funk himself, George Clinton.
Delivery time
- United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt(100% cotton) products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products(premium polyester) such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
- Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
- New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
- European countries from 10 to 15 days.
- Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
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