Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt

Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt

$19.95

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Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm
Unisex T-Shirt
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A shirt for those who appreciate wit and classic put-downs. The “Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards” is a clever, archaic way of telling someone to “eat a bag of dicks.” This elegant insult, disguised in elevated language, has become a popular meme and a staple of internet humor. It’s a perfect way to express your disdain with a touch of sophisticated flair, without resorting to crude modern slang. The shirt captures the essence of this hilarious and passive-aggressive phrase, making it a statement piece for anyone with a dry sense of humor. It’s a nod to a subculture of online comedy where clever wordplay triumphs over direct vulgarity.

The product itself is a tribute to this memorable saying, which gained significant traction in the early 2010s, particularly on social media platforms and forums. Its popularity stems from the juxtaposition of its refined vocabulary and its distinctly rude meaning. Wearing this shirt is a way to share a laugh with others who are in on the joke, signaling your appreciation for a good, well-worded burn. It is a symbol of internet culture and the clever evolution of language.

Add this iconic piece to your wardrobe today. Own an exclusive Teefoxstore.com t-shirt and let your shirt do the talking.

Each item is proudly printed in the USA and made to order, just for you.

Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt:

  • Premium Quality Cotton: Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort that lasts.
  • Vibrant, Durable Graphics: Our high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology ensures the design stays bold and sharp after washing.
  • Multiple Styles: Available in t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves to keep you comfy in any season.
  • Unisex Fit: Perfect for men, women, and kids.
  • Easy to Care For Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance. (Machine wash cold, Tumble dry low, Non-chlorine bleach)

Sizing & Fit:

Our shirts are available in sizes Small to 6XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every fan. Please refer to our size chart below for accurate measurements.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm

Materials:

  • T-Shirt: 100% cotton (Gildan 5000).
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50% polyester, 50% cotton blend for added durability.
  • Long Sleeve & Youth T-Shirt: 100% cotton.

Shipping Information:

  • Processing Time: 2-3 business days
  • Domestic Shipping (within the US): 6-12 business days
  • International Shipping: 10-18 business days (depending on the country).

Returns & Refunds:

We want you to be thrilled with your purchase! If there’s any issue with your order, such as a printing error or incorrect size, we’ll gladly fix it. Please check the size chart carefully before ordering to ensure you get the right fit. Please visit https://teefoxstore.com/returns-refunds-policy for more information on our return policy.

Product Code: 473216

Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards Shirt

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