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Touch My Mountain Dew I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Wont Be Able To Find You T Shirt

Touch My Mountain Dew I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You T-Shirt

Original price was: $24.95.Current price is: $19.95.

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Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.8 cm 64.8 cm
M 48.9 cm 66 cm
L 54 cm 68.6 cm
XL 59 cm 71 cm
2XL 64 cm 71.8 cm
3XL 69.2 cm 73.7 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17 in 27.5 in
S 18.5 in 28.5 in
M 20 in 29.5 in
L 21.5 in 30.5 in
XL 23.5 in 31.5 in
2XL 25.5 in 32.5 in
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 43 cm 69 cm
S 47 cm 72.4 cm
M 51 cm 75 cm
L 54.5 cm 77.5 cm
XL 60 cm 80 cm
2XL 65 cm 82.5 cm
Unisex T-Shirt
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Touch My Mountain Dew I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You: A T-Shirt for the Passionately Protective

This eye-catching t-shirt isn’t for the faint of heart (or those who lack a fierce love for Mountain Dew). The bold statement “Touch My Mountain Dew I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You” leaves no room for misunderstanding: this beverage is under serious protection. The design is a humorous take on the territorial instinct some people have over their favorite possessions, particularly caffeinated beverages.

The shirt itself is likely made from a comfortable cotton blend, perfect for casual wear. Available in various sizes, it caters to a wide range of fans. The design is typically printed in a bright, eye-catching color on the front of the shirt, with the Mountain Dew logo possibly incorporated for an extra layer of brand recognition.

This t-shirt is more than just a funny slogan; it’s a conversation starter. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to show their love for Mountain Dew in a bold, unforgettable way. It’s also a great gift for the friend who guards their food and drinks with an iron fist. Whether you’re a die-hard Mountain Dew fan or simply appreciate a touch of humor, this t-shirt is sure to get a laugh.

Welcome to Teefoxstore.com. We ship in the US and almost all countries worldwide, such as Australia, Europe, Japan, and Canada. To determine the time of receiving goods, customers, please note: 1-day holding time after ordering for customers to change information or change their mind. Shirt printing time is 2 to 3 days. Then, add to the shipping time below.

Delivery time

  • United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
  • Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
  • New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
  • European countries from 10 to 15 days.
We always try to deliver to customers as quickly as possible.
  • Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
We use our high-quality Direct-To-Garment (DTG) printing technology, ensuring that designs remain bold and sharp after washing.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Non-chlorine bleach