SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Bear Fucker Do You Need Assistance Super Troopers Shirt
$19.95
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Why You’ll Love This Bear Fucker Do You Need Assistance Super Troopers Shirt
The “Bear Fucker Do You Need Assistance” t-shirt is a direct, albeit crude, reference to a memorable scene from the cult classic comedy film, Super Troopers. The phrase captures a hilariously awkward and inappropriate exchange, instantly recognizable to fans of the movie. The shirt prominently displays the quote.
The “Bear Fucker” element of the title refers to the object of confusion in the scene, a seemingly innocent individual mistaken for someone engaging in an extremely outlandish act. This shocking and unexpected phrase is what gives the shirt its immediate, attention-grabbing quality.
“Do You Need Assistance” is the punchline, delivered with deadpan seriousness in the film. The phrase makes it a comedic juxtaposition, contrasting the outrageous accusation with a polite, almost overly helpful, inquiry.
Wearing this shirt indicates the wearer’s personality. The design will spark conversations, laughter, and perhaps a few raised eyebrows. It’s a statement piece for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for the film. It’s more than just clothing; it’s a piece of cinematic comedy history.
This awesome tee is available in various styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeves, and youth t-shirts, so there’s something for everyone. Each item is proudly printed in the USA and made to order, just for you. But don’t wait, these shirts are produced in limited quantities, so grab yours before they’re gone!
Bear Fucker Do You Need Assistance Super Troopers Shirt Limited Edition!
- Premium Quality Cotton: Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort that lasts.
- Vibrant, Durable Graphics: Our high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology ensures the design stays bold and sharp after washing.
- Multiple Styles: Available in t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves to keep you comfy in any season.
- Unisex Fit: Perfect for men, women, and kids. A versatile and comfortable fit for everyone.
- Easy to Care For Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.
Sizing & Fit:
Our shirts are available in sizes Small to 6XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every fan. Please refer to our size chart below for accurate measurements.
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach
Materials:
- T-Shirt: 100% cotton (Gildan 5000).
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50% polyester, 50% cotton blend for added durability.
- Long Sleeve & Youth T-Shirt: 100% cotton.
Shipping Information:
- Processing Time: 2-3 business days
- Domestic Shipping (within the US): 6-12 business days
- International Shipping: 10-18 business days (depending on the country).
Returns & Refunds:
We want you to be thrilled with your purchase! If there’s any issue with your order, such as a printing error or incorrect size, we’ll gladly fix it. Please check the size chart carefully before ordering to ensure you get the right fit. Please visit https://teefoxstore.com/returns-refunds-policy for more information on our return policy.

Delivery time
- United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt(100% cotton) products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products(premium polyester) such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
- Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
- New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
- European countries from 10 to 15 days.
- Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
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