SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt
$19.95
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Why You’ll Love This Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt
The “Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will” shirt captures the essence of everyone’s favorite Jedi Master with a relatable twist. It features Yoda, not in a lightsaber duel, but in a moment of desperate caffeine craving. The phrase, a playful parody of his iconic speech patterns, perfectly encapsulates the universal struggle of needing that morning (or afternoon) jolt.
This shirt isn’t just a piece of Star Wars apparel; it’s a comedic commentary on modern life. The humor derives from placing a wise and powerful character in a mundane, relatable situation. The image of Yoda, usually composed and serene, expressing a threat over lack of coffee is inherently funny. It resonates with fans who appreciate the character’s wisdom but also understand the daily grind.
The “Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will” aspect highlights the shirt’s appeal to those who enjoy a blend of pop culture and everyday humor. It transforms Yoda’s typically profound pronouncements into a lighthearted, meme-worthy statement. The shirt serves as a conversation starter, inviting fellow Star Wars enthusiasts and coffee lovers to share a laugh. It’s a testament to how even the most revered figures can be brought down to earth with a simple, relatable need.
This awesome tee is available in various styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeves, and youth t-shirts, so there’s something for everyone. Each item is proudly printed in the USA and made to order, just for you. But don’t wait, these shirts are produced in limited quantities, so grab yours before they’re gone!
Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt Limited Edition!
- Premium Quality Cotton: Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort that lasts.
- Vibrant, Durable Graphics: Our high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology ensures the design stays bold and sharp after washing.
- Multiple Styles: Available in t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves to keep you comfy in any season.
- Unisex Fit: Perfect for men, women, and kids. A versatile and comfortable fit for everyone.
- Easy to Care For Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.
Sizing & Fit:
Our shirts are available in sizes Small to 6XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every fan. Please refer to our size chart below for accurate measurements.
Size Chart
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 43.8 cm | 64.8 cm |
M | 48.9 cm | 66 cm |
L | 54 cm | 68.6 cm |
XL | 59 cm | 71 cm |
2XL | 64 cm | 71.8 cm |
3XL | 69.2 cm | 73.7 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 76.2 cm | 78.7 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 81.3 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 83.8 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 20 in | 26 in |
M | 22 in | 27 in |
L | 24 in | 28 in |
XL | 26 in | 29 in |
2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
3XL | 29 in | 32 in |
4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 50.8 cm | 66 cm |
M | 55.9 cm | 74 cm |
L | 68.6 cm | 71 cm |
XL | 66 cm | 73.7 cm |
2XL | 71 cm | 76 cm |
3XL | 73.7 cm | 81.3 cm |
4XL | 81.3 cm | 83.8 cm |
5XL | 86.4 cm | 86.4 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 18 in | 28 in |
M | 20 in | 29 in |
L | 22 in | 30 in |
XL | 24 in | 31 in |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
S | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 81 cm | 89 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
YS | 17 in | 22 in |
YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
YL | 19 in | 25 in |
YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
YXS | 40.6 cm | 52 cm |
YS | 43.2 cm | 55.9 cm |
YM | 45.7 cm | 59.7 cm |
YL | 48.6 cm | 63.5 cm |
YXL | 50.8 cm | 67.3 cm |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 17 in | 27.5 in |
S | 18.5 in | 28.5 in |
M | 20 in | 29.5 in |
L | 21.5 in | 30.5 in |
XL | 23.5 in | 31.5 in |
2XL | 25.5 in | 32.5 in |
SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
---|---|---|
XS | 43 cm | 69 cm |
S | 47 cm | 72.4 cm |
M | 51 cm | 75 cm |
L | 54.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
XL | 60 cm | 80 cm |
2XL | 65 cm | 82.5 cm |
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach
Materials:
- T-Shirt: 100% cotton (Gildan 5000).
- Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50% polyester, 50% cotton blend for added durability.
- Long Sleeve & Youth T-Shirt: 100% cotton.
Shipping Information:
- Processing Time: 2-3 business days
- Domestic Shipping (within the US): 6-12 business days
- International Shipping: 10-18 business days (depending on the country).
Returns & Refunds:
We want you to be thrilled with your purchase! If there’s any issue with your order, such as a printing error or incorrect size, we’ll gladly fix it. Please check the size chart carefully before ordering to ensure you get the right fit. Please visit https://teefoxstore.com/returns-refunds-policy for more information on our return policy.

Delivery time
- United States from 5 to 12 days for 2D t-shirt(100% cotton) products and from 12 to 18 days for other 3D products(premium polyester) such as Hawaiian Shirts and 3D Hoodies.
- Canada, Australia from 12 to 18 days.
- New Zealand from 12 to 20 days.
- European countries from 10 to 15 days.
- Free shipping in the US on orders over $120.
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