Name: Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, sweatshirt and tank top
SKU: 212786
Price: 19.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Why You’ll Love This Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt

The “Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will” shirt captures the essence of everyone’s favorite Jedi Master with a relatable twist. It features Yoda, not in a lightsaber duel, but in a moment of desperate caffeine craving. The phrase, a playful parody of his iconic speech patterns, perfectly encapsulates the universal struggle of needing that morning (or afternoon) jolt.

This shirt isn’t just a piece of Star Wars apparel; it’s a comedic commentary on modern life. The humor derives from placing a wise and powerful character in a mundane, relatable situation. The image of Yoda, usually composed and serene, expressing a threat over lack of coffee is inherently funny. It resonates with fans who appreciate the character’s wisdom but also understand the daily grind.

The “Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will” aspect highlights the shirt’s appeal to those who enjoy a blend of pop culture and everyday humor. It transforms Yoda’s typically profound pronouncements into a lighthearted, meme-worthy statement. The shirt serves as a conversation starter, inviting fellow Star Wars enthusiasts and coffee lovers to share a laugh. It’s a testament to how even the most revered figures can be brought down to earth with a simple, relatable need.

This awesome tee is available in various styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeves, and youth t-shirts, so there’s something for everyone. Each item is proudly printed in the USA and made to order, just for you. But don’t wait, these shirts are produced in limited quantities, so grab yours before they’re gone!

Yoda Star Wars Coffee I Need Or Kill You I Will Shirt Limited Edition!

Premium Quality Cotton: Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort that lasts.
Vibrant, Durable Graphics: Our high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing technology ensures the design stays bold and sharp after washing.
Multiple Styles: Available in t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and long sleeves to keep you comfy in any season.
Unisex Fit: Perfect for men, women, and kids. A versatile and comfortable fit for everyone.
Easy to Care For Machine washable for hassle-free maintenance.

Sizing & Fit:

Our shirts are available in sizes Small to 6XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every fan. Please refer to our size chart below for accurate measurements.

Size Chart

Unisex Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

Ladies Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	17.25 in	25.5 in
M	19.25 in	26 in
L	21.25 in	27 in
XL	23.25 in	28 in
2XL	25.25 in	28.5 in
3XL	27.25 in	29 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	43.8 cm	64.8 cm
M	48.9 cm	66 cm
L	54 cm	68.6 cm
XL	59 cm	71 cm
2XL	64 cm	71.8 cm
3XL	69.2 cm	73.7 cm

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	30 in	31 in
4XL	32 in	32 in
5XL	34 in	33 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	76.2 cm	78.7 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	81.3 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	83.8 cm

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	20 in	26 in
M	22 in	27 in
L	24 in	28 in
XL	26 in	29 in
2XL	28 in	30 in
3XL	29 in	32 in
4XL	32 in	33 in
5XL	34 in	34 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	50.8 cm	66 cm
M	55.9 cm	74 cm
L	68.6 cm	71 cm
XL	66 cm	73.7 cm
2XL	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	73.7 cm	81.3 cm
4XL	81.3 cm	83.8 cm
5XL	86.4 cm	86.4 cm

Unisex Long Sleeve

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

Youth Tee

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	16 in	20.5 in
YS	17 in	22 in
YM	18 in	23.5 in
YL	19 in	25 in
YXL	20 in	26.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
YXS	40.6 cm	52 cm
YS	43.2 cm	55.9 cm
YM	45.7 cm	59.7 cm
YL	48.6 cm	63.5 cm
YXL	50.8 cm	67.3 cm

Unisex Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	17 in	27.5 in
S	18.5 in	28.5 in
M	20 in	29.5 in
L	21.5 in	30.5 in
XL	23.5 in	31.5 in
2XL	25.5 in	32.5 in

SIZE	WIDTH	LENGTH
XS	43 cm	69 cm
S	47 cm	72.4 cm
M	51 cm	75 cm
L	54.5 cm	77.5 cm
XL	60 cm	80 cm
2XL	65 cm	82.5 cm

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach

Materials:

T-Shirt: 100% cotton (Gildan 5000).
Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50% polyester, 50% cotton blend for added durability.
Long Sleeve & Youth T-Shirt: 100% cotton.

Shipping Information:

Processing Time: 2-3 business days
Domestic Shipping (within the US): 6-12 business days
International Shipping: 10-18 business days (depending on the country).

Returns & Refunds:

We want you to be thrilled with your purchase! If there’s any issue with your order, such as a printing error or incorrect size, we’ll gladly fix it. Please check the size chart carefully before ordering to ensure you get the right fit. Please visit https://teefoxstore.com/returns-refunds-policy for more information on our return policy.